Thursday, June 7, 2012

My blog buddy Chatty Crone posts fun jokes and little stories on Fridays. I'm doing the same today with this joke about sex among the elderly:

Sunday Morning Sex

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Thanks to my friend Linda for sharing this.

Thanks to my friend Deanna for passing this next bit along in an email.
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Before I was sure what that link was about, I used another name other than my own. Next I used my own name, both worked. Then I used a nickname that a computer generated list probably wouldn't recognize. That worked too, but not in the same way. Have fun playing with this. Good job, O.B. Tampons marketing!


Chatty Crone said...

Laughter is always a great healer! And it is so good for the soul. Loved it. Sandie

Changes in the wind said...

Great post and loved the song.

Debbie said...


Debbie said...

Sorry. That was the best I could come up with after reading the church bell story.