May 1: May Day (not to be confused with Mayday! yelled when the contents of a closet spills out on you)
May 6: Nurse's Day (I went to nursing school for one semester but I wasn't cut out for it. Kudos to all who are members of this noble group)
May 8: No Socks Day (Wiggle those toes!)
May 9: Mother's Day (All of us mother something even if we don't have human children, pets and plants included)
May 10: Windmill Day (remember this famous Don Quixote quote "Ho, there, foul monster! Cease the knocking at thy craven knees and prepare to do battle!" I don't do well without my glasses either)
Go forth and celebrate the month of May!