Good morning/afternoon/evening Blog-land...
A busy week ended with seeds planted for future blog posts, but nothing note-worthy quite yet. That doesn't mean I don't have a lame joke to share though, so here goes...
Halloween is coming!
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he hears:
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of
an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is
a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops
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5 comments:
Wow. That is SO bad.
LOVE IT! LOL!
Your joke really held me in suspense! I love a good mystery!
XO,
Jane
Oh my, that was SO funny. Thank you!
That was a dilly!
My kind of joke. Thank you. It definitely lifted my Sunday evening blues. The ones you get when the weekend is over and you are back to the weekly "grind" - in my case ::dramatically wailing:: ABANDONED by those who have jobs and school.
sniff, sniff
Can always count on you Knitty to make me laugh [literally] out loud. Thanks. :)
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