Sunday, October 21, 2012

Good morning/afternoon/evening Blog-land...

A busy week ended with seeds planted for future blog posts, but nothing note-worthy quite yet. That doesn't mean I don't have a lame joke to share though, so here goes...

Halloween is coming!

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he hears:
Bump...
   
   
BUMP...
     
   
BUMP...
       

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

   
BUMP...
   

   
BUMP...

     
   
BUMP...
         
       
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
       
   
FASTER...
 
       
FASTER...
  
BUMP...
           
      
BUMP...
   
       
BUMP...
       
  
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...
 

clappity-BUMP...
   
   
clappity-BUMP...
   

on his heels, the terrified man runs.
 
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
       
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
   
Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
 
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
  

and,
       
   
     
   
   
   
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)





The coffin stops

 

6 comments:

Kelli said...

Wow. That is SO bad.

LOVE IT! LOL!

Blondie's Journal said...

Your joke really held me in suspense! I love a good mystery!

XO,
Jane

thisisme said...

Oh my, that was SO funny. Thank you!

Chatty Crone said...

That was a dilly!

SkippyMom said...

My kind of joke. Thank you. It definitely lifted my Sunday evening blues. The ones you get when the weekend is over and you are back to the weekly "grind" - in my case ::dramatically wailing:: ABANDONED by those who have jobs and school.

sniff, sniff

Can always count on you Knitty to make me laugh [literally] out loud. Thanks. :)

michelle said...

Too funny. :)