8 Truths to Ponder
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, do
some baking .
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers --- what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
~ Thanks to my friend Ruby for sharing these.