Wednesday, October 3, 2012

8 Truths to Ponder

8 Truths to Ponder
Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, do
some baking .

Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying
of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers --- what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

~ Thanks to my friend Ruby for sharing these.


Blondie's Journal said...

These are too funny! Love Number 1!


michelle said...

So true. :)