Friday Funny

First, an update:

 

Work on the house continues with a mixed bag of accomplishments, but it is mostly good. The new flooring is in the office and craft room, but they were 3 boards short of finishing the closet. More than half the office furniture is back in place with the rest to be moved today. This means the boxes of stuff are next on my list. They need to be gone through and much will be given a new home, either under someone else's roof or in the cylindrical file aka, the trash can. On Monday the carpet will be installed. Once that is done, the last of the major messes should be over and furniture shopping will resume.

 

On to the funny:

 

Someone whose emails I had considered blocking suprised me this morning with one out of four emails that wasn't political. I'm glad this sweet little boy's face showed up in my preview or I might have deleted this without reading the cute story about honesty.

 



 

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." 
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. 

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. 
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.  He said they love animals very much. 

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.  I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." 

Guess where I am now...