Tuesday, November 30, 2010

How the Media Would Report the End of the World

Some days my email inbox gets me off to a great start and today was one of those days. A friend sent me this list of possible headlines titled 



How the Media Would Report the End of the World

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: 'BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. Magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

TIME Magazine: RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION FOR ETERNITY 



May all your news today be good news, delivered with cheer. 

4 comments:

Blondie's Journal said...

This is too funny!

XO,
Jane

Sewconsult said...

Loved everyone of them, especially the Time renewal.
Beckie

Chatty Crone said...

LOL sandie

Changes in the wind said...

This was a hoot:)