Another dose of email humor

Can you believe it is November 1st already? Time to say Rabbit Rabbit again for good luck and get our day, our week and our new month started. 

Here's a little humor to get us going, sent to me via email.  Some of this may have been fabricated by adults, but we all know children who could have responded in similar manners. God bless them for providing a chuckle or two.

Children Are Quick
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TEACHER:     Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:          Here it  is.
TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:     John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:           You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how  do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's  wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:      H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:    What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:        Me!
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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:           Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:      Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
MILLIE:           I  is..
TEACHER:      No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry  tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:            Because George still had  the axe in his hand....   
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TEACHER:     Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:          No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:        Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your  brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE   :         No, sir. It's  the same dog.     

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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when  people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:      A teacher