"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter ..."Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church either".
4 comments:
Oh my goodness...this is too funny, Knitty!
XO,
Jane
Oh that is so funny and sadly true!
sandie
Really good one! I have enjoyed ALL your funny posts, but don't always let you know. I'll try to do better.
Beckie in TN
Thanks for the chuckle today:)
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