Before birth, I think I asked to be such a stunning beauty that any man not worthy of me of would wither and ache with longing. Somehow I didn't phrase that request correctly or merely got in the wrong line. Instead I got weather (not wither) headaches that stun (not in a good way) and last a long time. I should have been a meteorologist. My headaches are more accurate than Doppler readings on the local channels.
I could give you traffic updates too, but according to Hermione (the name of my Chevy HHR) I drive around in circles, not venturing far from home. That isn't my fault though. She has a mind of her own and if she wants to pull into craft stores, yarn shops, or my favorite restaurants, who am I to squelch her? She struggles with going to Kroger though and I can't say that I blame her.
I will never claim to bring you what passes for news on most TV stations. It is usually depressing. When it isn't serious but still news-worthy, it seems to be filled with stories of people all too willing to show the world how stupid and low class they are, and proud of it. But enough about Washington politics.
In my ongoing effort to bring you happiness, here to brighten your day is a video of what security cameras sometimes catch:
Happy St Patrick's Day! Happy Weekend! Happy Almost Spring! and I'm happy you stopped by to read here!