Will you be leaving town?

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting
seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. 

Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. 

I started to cry when I thought of you.

Then it dawned on me ... oh, crap ... 

I'll see you on the bus!