Monday, January 2, 2012

Are you what you eat?

I bet many of us made new year resolutions to eat better, right? Or maybe you already eat a balanced, healthy diet but just over indulged during the holidays because everyone felt the need to bake and then push share cookies. Let's not forget all the party nibbles that either sit on your hips for the month of January or sit in your esophagus when you attempt to lay down at bedtime.

Not that I speak from personal experience.

I feel it is my duty to warn you about eating healthy foods like fruit though. If it is true that we are what we eat, look at these lovelies and decide if this is the look you had in mind:

Are you a Macintosh or a Granny Smith?

Unfortunately I am much more pineapple than cherry.

Forget the fruit, let's just have some wine!

Do you think Dannon knows about this fruit on the bottom syndrome?

I'd like to be a banana. Is that a date or a fig on the left? 
No comment on the melons please.

Is that a swim cap?  Maybe if I wore one the focus wouldn't be on my....oh forget it....

So far today, I'd be a bagel, but without the makeup. I guess I should go dress for success. Pass the cream cheese please.


Debbie said...

HaHa! You had me chuckling all through this one. I lost it with the Dannon "fruit on the bottom" comment.

I'm the cherry.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Ahem...

SkippyMom said...

I am the banana sans any curve[s] or the melons. [There. I mentioned melons - whatcha' gonna do? heehee]

The drawings are sort of mesmerizing in a weird way.

Hope you are having a great evening.

Chatty Crone said...

This is so funny and I can relate - but where is the one where the middle is big and not the butt! That is me. sandie

Anonymous said...

Yes, every year I set out to eat right. I start my exercise plan and button my lips. It's to bad that it only lasts a day or two and then I'm back to my old unhealthy habits again. I guess I'll always look like an apple or a pineapple LOL
Happy New Year to you and your family Knitty :>)

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