Not that I speak from personal experience.
I feel it is my duty to warn you about eating healthy foods like fruit though. If it is true that we are what we eat, look at these lovelies and decide if this is the look you had in mind:
Are you a Macintosh or a Granny Smith?
Unfortunately I am much more pineapple than cherry.
Forget the fruit, let's just have some wine!
Do you think Dannon knows about this fruit on the bottom syndrome?
I'd like to be a banana. Is that a date or a fig on the left?
Is that a swim cap? Maybe if I wore one the focus wouldn't be on my....oh forget it....
So far today, I'd be a bagel, but without the makeup. I guess I should go dress for success. Pass the cream cheese please.
5 comments:
HaHa! You had me chuckling all through this one. I lost it with the Dannon "fruit on the bottom" comment.
I'm the cherry.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Ahem...
I am the banana sans any curve[s] or the melons. [There. I mentioned melons - whatcha' gonna do? heehee]
The drawings are sort of mesmerizing in a weird way.
Hope you are having a great evening.
This is so funny and I can relate - but where is the one where the middle is big and not the butt! That is me. sandie
Yes, every year I set out to eat right. I start my exercise plan and button my lips. It's to bad that it only lasts a day or two and then I'm back to my old unhealthy habits again. I guess I'll always look like an apple or a pineapple LOL
Happy New Year to you and your family Knitty :>)
Hello, I am your newest follower and was guided to your blog by my dear friend Chatty Crone! I love your blog, lot's of humor. Have a great day! Greetings from Ireland.
Eva
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