I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
I told them to kiss my ass.
Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving.
Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be as peaceful, as productive, or as fun as you hope it will be. Be greedy like me...hope for all three!
Note to my friend Skippy: This joke seems apropos to my jeans/butt size pondering!
5 comments:
LOL - this is great! :)
Have a great one. Thanks for sharing.
Lol - that was funny! sandie
Hee, hee, hee! I love it!
Have a great weekend, Knitty!
XO,
Jane
Oh too funny!
Amen, Sister! I have fun with some of those callers. Yesterday, I had the bug man to show up for "the annual inspection & needed to go into the basement" without calling. I told him that it was "not a good day". He asked if it was messy down there. I told him that it probably was because I hadn't been down there in 2 months! I was really tempted to tell him that we had to get rid of the bodies before he could go down there, but I was afraid that he would take me seriously & call the police.
Beckie
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