I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
I told them to kiss my ass.
Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving.
Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be as peaceful, as productive, or as fun as you hope it will be. Be greedy like me...hope for all three!
Note to my friend Skippy: This joke seems apropos to my jeans/butt size pondering!